Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.
Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.
What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.
Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.
Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
by CGOguitarist May 26, 2011
by ShadeMD April 27, 2021
The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.
Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?
Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!
Dr Morphi--😲
Sick Sally--😎
Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...
Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!
Dr Morphi--😲
Sick Sally--😎
Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...
by princessandrea1219 February 06, 2019
- Damn Ali! I can't believe you didn't hook up with that guy last because he was a stud!
- Like, I know Kira. I must have been so drunk I had on my babe shades.
- Like, I know Kira. I must have been so drunk I had on my babe shades.
by Ali-Babwa March 02, 2012
Johnny: "Did you see the girl that just walked past wearing socks with her birkenstocks?"
Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"
Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"
by Shelly the Snail December 27, 2017
Yeah, I was with her for like 6 months, But she was dicki shaded. So I had to let her go.
Dont holla at that girl. I heard she's dicki shaded.
That was dicki shaded.
Dont holla at that girl. I heard she's dicki shaded.
That was dicki shaded.
by CUTLESS September 09, 2006
(At 5:05pm) Elli, “Wow! You shave every day and you still look like that?!?!”
Grant, “Way to throw that 5pm Shade...”
Grant, “Way to throw that 5pm Shade...”
by UltraMegaChcken March 27, 2021