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sam simmers

1. wins at tourettes
2. totally legit
3. destroys enlay prehodo at animal fights
4. disco pogo
5. innovative dance moves
6. grey shirt
7. sassy
look at you in that grey shirt, you sam simmers you!
by bestever! June 7, 2011
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Slimmer

Person that starts going to the gym to lose an unspecified amount of weight and has no fitness goals beyond looking better in the mirror. This person generally joins right after new years as a resolution to get thin or "slim up."
"There were so many slimmers at the gym I couldn't get on a treadmill."
by Dr. Ferndinand Kovaskis April 13, 2010
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Simmerverse

Making a universe on the sims 3(not a town, a UNIVERSE!!!)
Smeek:I just made a million sections in my simmerverse!
by chikchikaroo January 5, 2011
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shim shimmer

is a nay nay made up word - it means nothing but could translate into warm regards which is smarmy.
by youvelostit June 25, 2008
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Chicken Shimmer

The by-product of a great fried chicken experience.

When enthusiastically tucking into a bucket of the finest dirty chicken you accidentally transpose chicken grease across one's entire face resulting in a glorious, shimmering effect which, when it catches the light, is the envy of everyone.
"Check out my chicken shimmer. It's as awesome as these hot wings".
by Nickp95 July 29, 2010
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skimmer

Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.
Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.
by Ben Shofner October 16, 2005
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lazy swimmers

Another term for low sperm count.

Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.

Sam: Damn, that sucks.
by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010
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