by Sweaty Thighs 21 April 19, 2021

When you get so drunk that you start sweating profusely from your face and arm pits, possibly back also. This is also the state when you walk into a bar on the prowl.
by Nas-d February 16, 2017

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.
Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"
"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"
"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"
"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013

by SHMOO_22 June 9, 2018

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time
Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be
by K_CXNT March 25, 2021

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!
by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021

by reading book October 12, 2016
