Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
by GvsuMRB May 31, 2013
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sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .
It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.
by Ilikemilf's January 25, 2016
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Sweaty Sergio

The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.
by Middleschoolkiddo September 17, 2019
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Trent Sweaty

When you get so drunk that you start sweating profusely from your face and arm pits, possibly back also. This is also the state when you walk into a bar on the prowl.
"Hey man, are we getting trent sweaty this weekend?"
by Nas-d February 16, 2017
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sweaty slit

A sweaty slit is a mans penis slit and is very sweaty and stinky.
His never getting a blowjob again he has a sweaty slit.
by Sweatyslit August 24, 2017
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sweaty jew

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear
by reading book January 30, 2016
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Sweaty Neck

Dude, stop being such a sweaty neck, I'm just trying to have fun.
by SHMOO_22 May 25, 2018
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