Sweater Puppies

01.) The warm titties of a female
Dude, I had my face all over those sweater puppies!
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Sweater Pumpkins

A female with incredibly large breasts
Dude that girl's tits are like Double F's !

Yeah she's got sweet sweater pumpkins!
by Myspace slash SenorBivins August 9, 2009
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Sweater Cleavage

When a woman's breasts are so large that you can see the bra overflowing and can see the cleavage through the shirt.
by BastardBrick October 8, 2009
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Cold sweater

When you have to poop so bad you start to get the cold sweats.
Mary Ann step on the gas I'm getting a cold sweater over here.
by Juls309 February 10, 2015
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sweater meat

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!
by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003
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Chewbacca Sweater

The act of defacating over your partner's chest until every inch of their chest is brown. Works best with diarrhea.
Bro I just gave my girl a Chewbacca Sweater and she loved it!
by The Real Midnight Cowboy February 9, 2010
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Ugly Sweater

When you are really excited to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.
Oh man I was so pumped to fuck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. I just wanted to wrap it back and return it.
by MuffinBagel March 22, 2016
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