01.) The warm titties of a female
by IndustrialHaze September 29, 2008

A female with incredibly large breasts
by Myspace slash SenorBivins August 9, 2009

When a woman's breasts are so large that you can see the bra overflowing and can see the cleavage through the shirt.
by BastardBrick October 8, 2009

by Juls309 February 10, 2015

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

The act of defacating over your partner's chest until every inch of their chest is brown. Works best with diarrhea.
by The Real Midnight Cowboy February 9, 2010

When you are really excited to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.
Oh man I was so pumped to fuck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. I just wanted to wrap it back and return it.
by MuffinBagel March 22, 2016
