When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)
"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"
by Flipzomg August 24, 2008
Get the Mountain Dew Suprisemug. by TravisMaty February 28, 2011
Get the suprise mike tysonmug. when your fuckin this fatbitch from the back and then you pull out kick her in the choch and cum in her face. than screams walrus lover five times while graabing an orange.
by dan jeffers November 9, 2004
Get the soar beaver suprisemug. by PBJsandwich27 November 20, 2018
Get the Hawaiian Punch suprisemug. Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!
by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019
Get the Human Thermos Suprisemug. I was doing the under cuck with my wife when suddenly the man spunked into my wife! Guess I ordered the under cuck suprise !
by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016
Get the The under cuck suprisemug. When your spouse shoves a lime up your ass, then forces you to eat slime, finally roundhouse kicks you as the surprise.
by The thickest bitch January 13, 2020
Get the lime slime suprisemug.