Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 28, 2011

soar beaver suprise

when your fuckin this fatbitch from the back and then you pull out kick her in the choch and cum in her face. than screams walrus lover five times while graabing an orange.

wow tank gave vivona the meanest soar beaver suprise.

by dan jeffers November 9, 2004

Hawaiian Punch suprise

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period

Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

by PBJsandwich27 November 20, 2018

Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.

Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!

by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019

lime slime suprise

When your spouse shoves a lime up your ass, then forces you to eat slime, finally roundhouse kicks you as the surprise.

Man me and my girl went so hard last night she gave me the lime slime suprise.

by The thickest bitch January 13, 2020

Billion suprise toys

a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"

Billion suprise toys baisically:

"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"

by spongebobs left toe June 13, 2021