A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.
"You see that girl at the club last night?"
"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
Get the Ham Strips mug.Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.
A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.
by Porksword153 March 29, 2022
Get the Strip-shit mug.verb To dig out or take all the "good parts" of certain foods, like the marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal, the candy pieces in the Moose Tracks ice cream, or the feta cheese out of a Greek salad.
by nseaturtle October 20, 2013
Get the strip-mine mug.The act of getting intoxicated and disrobing in an effort to accelerate physical contact with a new sexual prospect. Usually executed by jumping into bed, or showing up in some room naked - often to the shock of some.
Koyfie: I pulled the drunk and strip last night.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
by Don's Johnson July 14, 2012
Get the drunk and strip mug.The version of shape-ups (the shoe with a convex sole that allows the wearer to tone his or her legs by simply walking around) worn by strippers. Strip-ups are the sexy version of shape-ups that have clear plastic in part of the sole to give the impression that the shoe has a high heel. Strip-ups allow strippers and other sexy-walkers to tone their legs while they're turning people on.
Bambi did so much stripping that she had no time for non-seductive leg exercises, so Bambi decided to wear strip-ups so she could tone her legs while on stage.
by SacBri January 19, 2011
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by Professor Ver E. Orny July 9, 2003
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