Stealing

to borrow and pretending it never happened

Bob: can i borrow your shirt
Deb: sure
*after 10 years*
Deb: Where is my shirt?
Bob: what shirt
Deb: hmm nvm. i thought i- uhm nvm

^stealing^

by HeroicLemon December 1, 2015

Taco Stealing Hoe

a tiny white girl with a big mouth that likes to run around stealing peoples tacos and never returning them

"hey that hoe stole my taco! taco stealing hoe bring back my taco"

by veronica093175842 January 23, 2009

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

Stealing Second

Hitting on a girl and grabbing her boobs before you kiss her.

Stealing Second -

Dude I totally stole second with Kate last night!

by Mr. Groper January 18, 2015

Scraping

When someone cuts in your conversation awkwardly. They are unwanted and irrelevant.

Jennifer: Hey Lauren do you remember that time when we went on the rollercoaster?
Lauren: omg yeah that was lit
Kylie: OMG YEAH LOL SOOOO FUN
Jennifer: No one asked you stop scraping

by lolololololol_memes April 13, 2017

stalingrad

when you take a shit in a brown bag, put it over the girls head and then fuck her belly button until it bleeds

Joe came home from a long day at work and preformed a Stalingrad on Sue.

by Jesuswrotethebible44 August 4, 2009

Strappings

1) Post-coital remains or drippings on sheets, towels, clothing, etc. Gender unspecific term for any of the following: dick cheese, penis snot, pussy loogies, condom smear etc

2) Related to verb: to strap meaning to have sex

3) Related to participle: strapping

Strappings are much harder to hide on blue sheets.

JWZ was using his buddy's apartment and found strappings on the sheets and pillows. As payback he left an upper decker.

by Bellows Falls January 24, 2010