Standing 69 Cartwheel

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits an obstacle. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.

I did a Standing 69 Cartwheel with Kalee and she ended up biting my cock off when we ran into a wall. In return, I bit her clitoris off.

by Jay Danger June 2, 2007

standing ova-tion

Where a man sticks both of his feet in a woman's vagina.

I heard Sarah has had a standing ova-tion five times!

by JimmyDubroc December 3, 2010

Sanding

A slang term for an action someone considered to be a poor handyman would perform instead of helping.

"Sanding" is used to replace whatever said individual is actually doing.

Example 1: "Gray nailed "Tom Sawyer" on the guitar last night while he was sanding." In this example, "Rock Band" was replaced with "sanding".

by smurfette007 June 18, 2011

standing ovation

when a man has sex with a girl while standing up by fucking her in the ass, fingering her, feeling her breasts, and making out with her.

John liked Jane so much he gave her a standing ovation.

A standing ovation is a great way to let a girl know that you like her.

by physics nerds '12 October 9, 2009

a standing 8 count

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

standing ovation

when you take a shit that's so big it sticks out of the toilet bowl water.

after eating at that mexican restaurant i went into their bathroom and gave a standing ovation- too bad i can never go back there again.

by Mikey Lancaster April 21, 2007

Standing Ovation

When a girl with "Butterfly Wings" stands up after sex and jumps up and down making her pussy sound like someone is clapping!

When Andrea got done fucking Jeremy she stood up after and gave him a "Standing Ovation"!

by DiZzY dOn December 22, 2007