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sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.
Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.
by cl8on August 24, 2010
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skeetchie

"damnnn that skeetchie fucked SO many guys!"

#that skeetchie is suck a slut"
by blaow123456789 March 20, 2011
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Skeet Scab

After ejaculation, a skeet scab is when semen dries up on the tip of the penis creating a plug at the urethra. This blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. If the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.
Roommate 1: Dude, why is their piss all over the mirror and toilet paper?

Roommate 2: Oh, sorry bro.... After a long night of much ejaculation, I forgot to pick my skeet scab when I went pee this morning. It shot in several different directions all at once and I didn't know what to do!
by CAPIETAN August 21, 2012
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Sheet'n

To flake, avoid, or change plans on someone.
We were supposed to go to the hang out, but he is sheet'n on me now.
by LGSG May 10, 2014
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sheetanus

when she sucked your dick so good it feels like she is going to suck the sheets into your anus
girl was sucking on my ear and it reminded me of sheetanus.
by Fenger Mei September 25, 2018
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Skeetabayee

To chuck across a room with extreme force.

(Skeet-uh-buh-yee)
"I'm gonna skeetabayee him!!"
by pinklemonade44 November 5, 2019
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One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."
by airborne8 October 28, 2010
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