squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM

Squish mallows are fucking trash

by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021

Squish

A pushover.

“Why did Kevin buy that new sofa? He said he was only going to sit down for a couple minutes!”

“Because Kevin is a squish! He doesn’t know how to say no!”

by atpro April 19, 2021

Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village

Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!

by Mafialeader June 12, 2021

BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)

oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024

Squish

Yeah, giants ring always makes you squish and stacking hp with mantle is a double edged sword because of how many %hp items there are now.

Hym "I mean, they nerf pain splitter and and mutilator but they still shred tanks. Mori was building eclipse and megacosm so she is just tearing through that mantle even after I activate it. I should have just built standard bruiser with Judgement and Greaves. Probably would have got more mileage out of the movement speed but me being too squish isn't why we lost. We weren't doing anything with that jungle we had."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by anonymous February 4, 2025