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take a squirt

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt
by ssssifu January 19, 2011
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Squink

An Astonishingly annoying and retarded fuck who lacks all motor skill and is too much of a vegetable to complete basic task.
"have you seen that Jordan kid. I wanna turn that little squink into a human dart board"
by YungCunt October 29, 2019
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Squintsville

Noun. The end result of zootin': a mythical place found after searching for the land of the illustrious, enlightened Ganja.
"Who zootin'?"
"He zootin!"
"Who zootin???"
"Yo, he zootin'!"
"Damn, he is zootin'!"
"He is maaaaaaad squintsville!"
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rectal squirt

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.
by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006
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Scissor Squirt

When one girl squirts directly into another girls vagina. It is called a scissor squirt because it requires the women to be in a scissor position.
I was eating out my girlfriend yesterday, and she said it felt so good that she was going to squirt, so we got in the scissor position and she scissor squirted into my cunt.
by heartsvag March 29, 2010
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squirt

when a female ejaculates a clear, odorless, liquid from her urethra due to stimulation of the "g-spot" to orgasm.
If you are a squirter you should have plenty of towels handy.
by cj313403 May 23, 2005
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Squilt

The act of pulling ones scrotum up towards your navel and in so doing covering your balls and cock. In performing this act you have made a blanket or quilt from your scrotum skin.

The joy of a squilt is not only the warmth felt by your cock and balls but this act allows for a fun game of hide and seek with your partner.

Another bonus is the joy felt from her/him performing a hummer to your squilt. And allowing easy access to the taint and a possible tossed salad.
Gee my cock and balls are cold tonight honey.

Why don't you make a squilt for it dear?

That's a brilliant idea honey.
by frosty_71 April 11, 2011
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