lemon squash

what you ask for down in england if you want lemonade. if you ask for lemonade they'll just give you sprite . i dont know what happens when you ask for sprite .....

Id rather fancy some lemon squash mum.

by kattttttttttt July 1, 2008

Celtic Squash

When getting your salad tossed you void your bowels all over the salad tossers face and proceed to sit on their face.

Holy shit. I killed that girl with a celtic squash!

by CelticSquasher October 2, 2008

bird squash

worm chew from bird spit in babies mouths

mommy bird gave the hungry baby bird bird squash for dinner

by mommy bird July 25, 2010

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

squash

Another word for having sex, usually used referring towards the heavier participant in the act.

So did ya squash her?

by ianW March 7, 2005

Squashrangler

To tea-bag with such force your victim is crushed!

"I will squashrangle you"
"I squashrangled a guy in Halo" (passed tence)
"I'm a squashrangler" (discussing tea-baging in Halo)

by Mr.Spaz December 28, 2010

squash

The entire pubic region that is shaved/trimmed and continuously itchy.
Especially the region between your balls and your asshole.

I shaved my squash with my Dad's Micro-Touch and now it won't stop burning.

by Crazy Andy October 10, 2005