spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.

Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly

by Benzoic May 23, 2010

Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.

Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.

by Emerson89 February 10, 2014

look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.

A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.

by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015

Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling

it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread

by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.

Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”

by Skysanteni June 5, 2018

Wonder spread

When you fuck a bitch with a yeast infection so hard you sit back and watch her pussy rise like a loaf of bread

Yea bra, bitch was yeasty so I gave her a wonder spread

by Alcophonic September 23, 2019