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shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl
Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread
by Lucksucker May 9, 2023
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Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.
Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”
by Skysanteni June 5, 2018
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Spread Love

Definition 1: (Adj.) Being kind, loving and accepting of others.
Definition 2: (verb) Jizzing all over the place to mark your territory.
Definition 3: (noun) A based individual that doesn't take shit from nobody while still being kind and helpful.
Example 1: That's very spread love of you.
Example 2: I'm going to spread love all over you.
Example 3: Look at that spread lover. What a great person!
by Love69Spreading420 September 3, 2022
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head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)
Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.
by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021
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Babybatter spread

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.
Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach
by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021
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Chocolate spread

Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich
Yo bob see that girl over there , well we preformed the chocolate spread last night
by Borris fat chode November 5, 2020
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stimmy spread

When you obtain your stimulus money and purchase food that one would not normally eat.
Keoki got his money and laid out a “stimmy spread” fit for a king...
by Geo fence March 18, 2021
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