head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)

Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.

by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021

Ghetto spread

Term used for when a ghetto woman who opens her legs for the purpose of sexual intercourse

Man 1: Where were you last night
Man 2: I was getting some ghetto spread

Man 1: Nice bro, I see you

by manmytheffingloser September 4, 2021

spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.

Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly

by Benzoic May 23, 2010

Clam spreading

A female taking up a “man spreading” pose.

I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!

by psychodynamic santa November 6, 2017

Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.

Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her

by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019

Wonder spread

When you fuck a bitch with a yeast infection so hard you sit back and watch her pussy rise like a loaf of bread

Yea bra, bitch was yeasty so I gave her a wonder spread

by Alcophonic September 23, 2019

Chocolate spread

Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich

Yo bob see that girl over there , well we preformed the chocolate spread last night

by Borris fat chode November 5, 2020