shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl
Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread
by Lucksucker May 09, 2023
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The Spread Stephen

The technique stephen (Actually Stephen) uses when he's about to fart on a bus
(Blame discord pals, not me)
"If you want to fart without people realising, use the spread stephen technique"
by Random username idek January 16, 2021
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Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.
Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”
by Skysanteni May 13, 2018
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spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.
Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly
by Benzoic May 23, 2010
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Spread Love

Definition 1: (Adj.) Being kind, loving and accepting of others.
Definition 2: (verb) Jizzing all over the place to mark your territory.
Definition 3: (noun) A based individual that doesn't take shit from nobody while still being kind and helpful.
Example 1: That's very spread love of you.
Example 2: I'm going to spread love all over you.
Example 3: Look at that spread lover. What a great person!
by Love69Spreading420 September 03, 2022
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head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)
Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.
by Chainsawchelsea August 22, 2021
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Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.
Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her
by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019
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