by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019

A : I escaped jail today !
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
by Kedd21 April 2, 2019

Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019

by DaddyNikkiSixx October 9, 2016

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢
by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.
by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016
