by Bigblackretard August 7, 2021
Get the spookmug. Spooked. To be ript/high/stoned/laud/under the influence of marijuana to the point the "spooker" becomes both deeply introspective and forgetful.
by Galpal92 January 24, 2017
Get the Spookedmug. When someone is in denial that reality is more complex than what it may at first seem, and even if they are shown evidence of this, remains in willful denial.
Jim: "I think defunding the police would reduce all criminal activity because police are the true criminals"
Joe: " I don't know man, maybe re-structuring the procedures of current police activity and instigating harsher penalties for out of line police could work instead"
Jim: "no other solution is possible, burn the police institution to the ground!"
Joe: "dude, you're spooked"
Joe: " I don't know man, maybe re-structuring the procedures of current police activity and instigating harsher penalties for out of line police could work instead"
Jim: "no other solution is possible, burn the police institution to the ground!"
Joe: "dude, you're spooked"
by gangstarapp42069 December 17, 2020
Get the Spookedmug. The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.
That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
"Let me get back to you on that."
*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*
Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"
"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 3, 2013
Get the spook movemug. "Spook soreness" is when the brain copes with missing a workout by convincing itself it's very sore. in other words, fake muscle pain.
A: "God, my arms hurt so badly from the gym."
B: "Dude, that's just spook soreness. You texted me, 'hell no' to going to workout yesterday."
B: "Dude, that's just spook soreness. You texted me, 'hell no' to going to workout yesterday."
by Oscar Ep September 7, 2025
Get the spook sorenessmug. A comfy, knitted hat, often topped with a pom-pom a symbol of french-canadian nationalism in which Africans have slithered their way into and have a beaten variation of said hats. This can also come informs of the hat being worn over the face with 3 distinctive cavities cut into it such as eye-holes and a hole cut for the mouth for respiratory reasons for you need to be able to breathe in a robbery and a hasty escape.
Man 1: *At shelter* "That hat looks in decent condition" *upon turning it around comes into realization of the condition of the hat*
Man 2: "Nah uh u dont want that, you might catch a nigger knife to your rib while under the underpass wearing a spook-toque like that."
Man 2: "Nah uh u dont want that, you might catch a nigger knife to your rib while under the underpass wearing a spook-toque like that."
by SirBrainum December 24, 2023
Get the spook-toquemug. A creature of art and memes, only coming out when injustice is wrought upon those it cares for. Beware the Spooke.
by AllyTheGayKatto December 7, 2019
Get the The Spookemug.