When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)
by haime and kyree November 7, 2010

by splOOge July 1, 2004

When a man ejaculates a huge amount of semen all over the place. Paul Bunyon is a huge man hence the Bunyon Splooge.
by Nafty April 5, 2006

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.
by Ragol October 16, 2008

by ronneh September 3, 2006

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
by big boy man March 2, 2019

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?
Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.
Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.
by rich ryder May 25, 2010
