Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.
Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.
by Saxenkuntz November 11, 2008
by Memesalad August 21, 2021
If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.
Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.
Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.
by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015
Person 1: Did you hear that Drew got a snuggie for his birthday?
Person 2: Yeah I heard hes a snuggle stil skin because he masturbates in it.
Person 2: Yeah I heard hes a snuggle stil skin because he masturbates in it.
by walkerthestalker January 01, 2010
by thegg1ord May 10, 2021
An individual who is cuddled up warm and tight with their snuggler, usually under some form of blanket or mound of cushions. The snugglee is most at peace when in the arms of their snuggler.
by Little steph spoon February 12, 2012
One of the best clowns I have ever met. I wish we can nuzzle and cuddle forever! Also his ass is great :3👍
by Noodle:0 October 22, 2021