Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021

Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

Ketchup smoothie

It is a ketchup smoothie

Simply a smoothie made from ketchup

A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty

by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 7, 2021

hallway smoothie

when walking the hallway of a hotel picking up unfinished cocktails set outside of rooms for room service to pick up and pouring them into a single cup.

she got thirsty on her way to the ice machine so she made a hallway smoothie.

by ghettobenzo February 7, 2010

Peach Smoothie

A woman's genitalia made free of any hair, often performed by professionals.

The blond girl went to the salon to have her bi-weekly peach smoothie.

by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019