I ordered a Black and Tan at the pub. The bartender said she was out of Bass Ale but they had Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness available; So I ordered up Pabst Smear, instead.
by QueefSauce February 5, 2022
Get the Pabst Smearmug. 
A coochie smear is, in loose terms, a smeared gastropod. The name is most often applied to land coochie smears, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name coochie smear is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled smear that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "coochie smear" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land coochie smear but also numerous species of sea coochie smears and freshwater coochie smears. Gastropods that naturally lack a smear, or have only an internal smear, are mostly called coochie SHmears, and land coochie smears that have only a very small smear are often called semi-coochie smear.
by coochie_smear_squad August 17, 2020
Get the coochie smearmug. by Larkraider May 20, 2018
Get the Smear Holemug. A Luxembourg smears is when you go up to someone after the shit and swipe your hand threw there ass crack threw their pants.
by Wonderland11817121 May 15, 2024
Get the Luxembourg smearsmug. When you rub the saliva from your taint and butthole down the bridge of the nose then stopping to receive a knothole tickle from the tip of the nose .
by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025
Get the Grundle smearedmug. A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.
by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 18, 2019
Get the Republican Pap Smearmug.