December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!
girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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slap ass day

when the 16 of april you gonna slap some ass
ay kevin you know what day it is? yeah it's the slap ass day
by yoyoyoyoyo1 April 16, 2020
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National slap ass day

December 17th is the day you can slap anybody's ass without them getting mad for girls and BOYS.
You*Slaps yo friends ass
Your friend*wtf
You*Sorry its national slap ass day
by And I opp sksk December 16, 2019
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Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass
Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*
by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020
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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020
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whiskey slap ass

Same rules as whiskey slap, but you slap bare asses instead. Good for all genders, a man can whiskey slap ass a woman with no regerts...
Friend 1: Wanna play whiskey slap?
Friend 2: I don't wanna play against Carol
Friend 1: we can play whiskey slap ass...
Friend 2: Yeah! I'd whiskey slap that ass!
by The Matthew Alan October 8, 2017
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national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
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