Salad Skipper

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.

Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."

by SophieBee October 7, 2012

kentucky slopper

when you eat mash potatoes then puke them out on your S.O. dick and give them a blowjob

hey judy i totally just gave my boyfriend a Kentucky slopper

by takethehit July 12, 2017

Technological Window Shopper

Someone that shops online for stuff they can't have.

Angela shops online all the time, she's such a technological window shopper.

by Chopperhead March 11, 2008

Skipper

Professional who takes dick

She is a real skipper, everyone knows her

by PJBoy June 24, 2015

skipper

Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.

A slacker.

It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.

Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.

by kire December 29, 2007

Arizona Bomb Stopper

It's when you're in the Arizona airport going through the checkpoint and you have to take a big shit, but you can't because you have an eightball of speed shoved up your ass.

"Man I thought I was going to shit myself on the plane but I had an Arizona Bomb Stopper."

by Deedeedoodoo October 1, 2008

smart shopper

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.

Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.

by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008