Shower pearls

Leftovers, from a wash and wank.

Roger left shower pearls in the shower again.

by Lionel00 July 8, 2016

Special shower

When someone goes for a shower and takes ages because they were actually playing with themselves

Ben: ‘ooo did you just have a special shower?’
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes

by Ben_the_cat_guy May 19, 2020

shower cart

when one steals a shopping cart and hides it in an unexpecting friends shower to later be suprisingly discovered.

After listening to Kone's fuel injected crate engine speech, Jackson and Rusty stole a shopping cart from the grocery store and placed it inside of Kone's shower. Kone awoke the next morning and proceeded cleanse his dirty ass and found a shopping cart in his shower. He then realized he had been shower carted. Get you some of that.

by JacksonCR March 31, 2009

Shower Effect

While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.

Omg I just shower effected all over the seat. I gotta clean up

by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Airplane Shower

To wash quickly wash under the armpits and genitals (more specifically the vagina).

Actual conversation where I heard this from a nursing home resident:
Me: Did you have a nice bath?
Woman: Only had time for an airplane shower.
Me: What's an airplane shower.
Woman: Under the wings and in the cock pit.

by Catticus XIII January 19, 2014

Coonass Shower

A coonass shower is showering with a hose outside. It is not required to be naked, but it is recommended.

Beth and Tiffany had to work in their backyard mine for a day, and they were so dirty they had to take a coonass shower to even enter their house.

by Xyerohour July 7, 2012