shitkicker

boots used to lay a beat down.

Time to lace up the shitkickers and kick some ass.

by Jim_Bob June 3, 2003

shitkicker

A male who lives out in the country. Like a cabbage girl, a shitkicker usually lives on a farm.

Girls go for the shitkickers; women go for the city boys.

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

shitvic

cool dude for Belgium

i wish you a very nice boyfriend, like Shitvic

by Shitvic September 11, 2003

Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker

The word used to describe that Blink 182 song on the Mark Tom and Travis Show.

"Oh shit man, whats that cool song on the Blink 182 album?"
"What the Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker one?"
"Yeah dude, my Dad kicked my arse for listening to that.."

by Will Johnsen March 16, 2008

shitpickle

a turd

I'm about to can some shitpickles.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017