the shits

burning, explosive diarrhea.

I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!

by Nicolley August 2, 2006

No shit

Obvious statements or answers

Brain: Hey Eric is that bitch old man Donald trump President

Eric: No shit sounds like u been living under a rock

by his girl is awesome June 12, 2018

on shit

see 'on piss...'

We're on shit, we're on piss...

by DemBwoyPaigons May 17, 2017

Shitty Shit Shit Shit

Used when you are gonna fucking die. Used when you are shitting. Used when scared

OH Shitty Shit Shit Shit, I'm going to die. Oh shitty shit shit shit Ima shit. Oh shitty shit shit shit that's a fucking bomb.

by 69Xx_Non_Gay_Dick_Sucker_xX69 July 19, 2023

shits

Another way of saying those or them...a grouping of items or things.

Let me see them shits.

by PhillyPhill April 11, 2009

Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

by Shitted May 27, 2018

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010