That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.
Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.
When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...
Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.