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Serial monogamist 

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.
I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.
Serial monogamist by Night King January 2, 2018

Serial Jacker 

Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.
1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.

serial dating

Talking to or dating other people while already talking to or dating someone.

It is usually found on dating sites, where one person starts casually dating another, but is also still flirting/casually dating with other people on the site.
Amanda: I started talking to this guy on this site and we went out last night and had fun.
Caroline: Nice! I am so happy for you.
Amanda: Yeah... but I saw him on the site again. He is probably still talking to other women.
Caroline: Ugh, he is a serial dater. I hate them.

John: I met this girl on this site and we went out last night. It was fun.
Kyle: Nice man. Are you going to see her again?
John: Yeah. When she is free we will go out again.
Kyle: Is it serious? Do you think it will get serious?
John: Maybe, but I am not going to put everything I have on one stock. I am still going to see other women on the side just in case.
Kyle: Good idea. Nothing wrong with serial dating.
John: Yeah man. I have to keep my options open.
serial dating by Serial dater January 27, 2014

serial monogamist 

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood
See: 35% women
99.999% men
serial monogamist by Butterfly December 15, 2003

Serial killer

1. Noun version of the perpetual 'be killing'
2. Someone who continuously 'kills' (does beyond well) in their respective field
3. The highest level of perpetual, premeditated awesomeness.
Raj is a serial killer! He be killin' em every time he gets on stage.
Serial killer by Mikimonster April 9, 2015

Serial Date 

Someone who cannot be dateless for a period of time.
Some might date two people in the same night.
Will never date someone twice.
Think of a serial killer, he needs to kill, a serial date, needs to date.
Kenz is a serial date, she has never been single.
Serial Date by alee-alee January 15, 2009