Satan is a real nigga.
by FatCock666 June 19, 2017
The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.
by Whatsgoooodson August 21, 2011
Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!
Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!
Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
by Xfing June 02, 2014
by You_Worst_Nightmare April 28, 2006
a biblical entity of pure evil;
one of satanic nature;
a cheating male;
a woman;
people of peruvian descent; your
first ex;
a person who causes you harm;
one you hate
one of satanic nature;
a cheating male;
a woman;
people of peruvian descent; your
first ex;
a person who causes you harm;
one you hate
by A Black Man With a Pokemon April 05, 2011
see poopatology and catholocism
by nazis,fascists,and commies July 12, 2006
Jovial young gentleman driven to acts of biblical evil by dyslexic young children sending him hundreds of thousands of Christmas lists. Jeez guys.
Child: Ugg that guy Satan used to be cool until that Christmas letter incident...
Dyslexic Child: Ah carp.
Dyslexic Child: Ah carp.
by Captain Ainsley April 11, 2015