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Sasquatch

An evil and wicked federal criminal that thinks they are falsely superior (tyrant) which are sometimes called: internet troll, stalker, peeping tom, black-hat hacker or script kiddie; that steals, observes, trades, manipulates and sells data that is retrieved by a computational device from a victim which data is used for the worst things that human beings are capable of.
A Sasquatch wants you to believe that they do not exist.
by FUTUREPRESIDENTONE March 17, 2022
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Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling
My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
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sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.
Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?
by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018
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Mini Sasquatch

When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick
Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.
by Broken Tri-pod December 9, 2019
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Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
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Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks, or both.
Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass !
by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021
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Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.
1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".
by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013
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