Tequila sandwich

Drinking a margarita, followed by a tequila shot, then another margarita

Hey bartender get me a tequila sandwich

by WohllyMammoth July 24, 2016

jam sandwich

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.

Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!

by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

Sandwich Artist

An employee of the fast food chain Subway.

James: "You're a fast food worker, right?"

Francis: "I beg your pardon. I am a Sandwich Artist, if you don't mind."

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009

coyote sandwich

A sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth.

She's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich.

by Ed Fern January 31, 2008

Rim sandwich

Smoking a large quantity marijuana using a pipe, so much that the weed is sandwiched against the rim of the bowl.

Zeke: Lets go out and get arim sandwich

by rhinoplasty April 1, 2009

Sandwich Me

When someone puts ur face around someone’s thighs

Boy: Damn I want Nicki to sandwich me.
Friend: Same😌

by Slimycooterleftovers August 13, 2020

Cookie Sandwich

A mouthwatering chocolate desert hand crafted and designed by a very influential mind of our time. The desert consists of two soft cookies 'sandwiched' together around a decadent layer of French Vanilla ice cream. The desert embodies a sense of innovation and passion and is typically eaten by those with exquisite taste. Although many have considered even the the idea of the dessert to be horrific, it's creator insists that this is not the case.

Mmmm, this Cookie Sandwich is clearly far superior to many other common deserts including: Nutella on Pizza, and Strawberry Jam with Cheesecake.

by Lawrence Cookie Lover June 12, 2015