Homestar Runner

The first and only media character on the net that it fun, crazy, awesome-voiced, and virtually a drug. A GOOD drug, mind you.

Oh, just visit homestarrunner.com!

There are many-a-word that are very strange. One being: banana. Banana had three a's, two n's, and one b. Where's HOMESTAR RUNNER the originality? I mean, it could've been called: "Weird Crescent Shaped Fruit o' Doom." Or maybe: "A Fruit that is so shi- oh shoot, time's up.

by Jigglyman January 13, 2003

runner build

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt male body type in an online dating or chat profile. Often used by gay men (but certainly not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of in shape sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for a slim body with little or no muscle tone or definition. If you have low body fat, but are unfit, you have a "runner build." It's better than fat and unfit, right? Compare with disingenuous sports related fat body euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build, and contrast with swimmers build.

29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

home star runner

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by austin December 5, 2003

hog runner

A man who prefers dating and fucking fat chicks. Synonymous with chubby chaser.

That guy prefers fat women? He must be a hog runner

by stvinut January 10, 2009

God Runner

A man with an old fashioned curly mustache!

Jamie from myth-busters. A-lot of god runners in Gangs of New York. A Man with a big mustache is on a game show, the host says " sorry don't mean to giggle but its about time we had a God Runner on the show!

by swagman454 December 9, 2008

Barracuda Runner

A Barracuda is a person that traffics illegals from Cuba/ neighboring islands to Florida... much like a Coyote that traffics people from Mexico to the US.

me:"hey did you pay off that barracuda runner"

dude:"nah man, i done spent that money on a new white tee"

me:"dude your amigo is gonna get killed by that barracuda"

dude: "AY CARAMBA!"

by pdxguru69 September 17, 2010

dusk runner

A person who transports goods (usually illegal ones) under the cover of night. Named as the routes for the runners start at dusk, during rush hour as not to be noticed.

New Dusk Runner: I got a job working as a dusk runner, gotta get this cocaine to johnnys tonight

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Guy 1: Where's the dope?

Guy 2: Jimmy sent a dusk runner an hour ago, hope he wasn't caught.

by Jay_T November 19, 2010