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Rejection

The act of being turned down by a girl.
Guy: Did she say she'd go out with you?
Dude: No
Guy: Man, you just got REJECTED!
Dude: Yeah, Rejection sucks
by CrazeWay February 7, 2018
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ultimate rejection

Ultimate Rejection is a condition that happens when you're jerking off and your hand falls asleep.
If you really need an example of this term in a sentence, then you have bigger problems than ultimate rejection.
by dbehsman1 March 19, 2010
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Reaction Jackson

The lord and savior of all that believe in the power of the great ones(RADICTION and JKL).
Reaction Jackson will smite thee to the gorund if thee dare speak that way to the great ones again.
by RADICTION August 30, 2006
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fart reduction

The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.
I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.
by Poop Giggle November 5, 2013
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penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008
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Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.
Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.
by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011
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