You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation

Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me

by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022

national redhead boyfriend day

a day for all the ginger bfs out there because i love my ginger ! 😁😁

happy national redhead boyfriend day jud i love you!!

by volleyballiscool214 August 1, 2022

luke redhead

an amazing english teacher who looks like kurt from glee but is the best teacher even if hes a moody cow sometimes its fine cause hes just the best ( and is very fartherly )

"omg hes the best teacher ever "
"yeah hes definitely luke redhead"

by eddie allan poe 69 November 30, 2022

Cherry redhead

When you rub your bald head on a vagina on its period, giving yourself a cherry redhead

This girl was on her period so I gave myself a cherry redhead

by kravnen October 6, 2023

Ask a redhead out day

November 18 is a day where somebody asks out a ginger

You- “it’s November 18 has anyone asked you out yet today?”
Redhead- “no, why”
You- “it’s ask out a redhead day”
Redhead- “what’s that mean?”
You- “you just ask out a red read on Ask a redhead out day “

by Annah banana November 17, 2020

dance till you're dead

You dance till you are dead.

DaNcE DaNce TilL yOu'Re DEaD..

by I have k!ds in my basement December 23, 2021

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024