A dry shit that feels like the size of a beer bottle , that you blow a temple vain trying to push out. First wipe poo, second wipe blood.
by drippydick11 November 5, 2016
Get the Rectum wrecker shitmug. When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.
Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.
Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006
Get the Homosexual Rectum Rangermug. by Tiger at Alcovy December 10, 2006
Get the rectum injection objectormug. After a night of eating multiple tacos and having anal sex with a large black man. the gas build up and the muscle tension from the rectum being pounded fiercely. the rectum becomes inflamed and unstable, which then contracts the sphincter so abruptly it explodes. which then causes fumes and anal leakage until the rectum becomes so week it does not have the strength to hold its own self together the rectum then caves in on itself.
by TiemannTHeButtpIrate April 7, 2011
Get the dirty rectum bombmug. by rob September 2, 2004
Get the rectum shaving ninjamug. When you take hot sauce and pour it on a girls ass-hole and take a soccer ball and use it as a dildo on the girl, with hot sauce on the ball.
I gave my mom a mexican rectum last night while my dad beat it while watching me pour the hot sauce on the soccer ball.
by Heafty Tony April 13, 2011
Get the mexican rectummug. clowns rectum is a funny impolite way of calling someone you are friends with a funny asshole as you are calling them a "clowns rectum"
by sutz October 16, 2008
Get the clowns rectummug.