Racism

1: racism is the 'ism' of people who love racing, from horse to race car.
2: racism is the belief that one race is greater than every other.

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John: I love racism! I'm a huge racist!

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John: I love racism! I'm a huge racist!

Racism by bigmanjerry November 1, 2023

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Racism

You know how many times at my current place work I have been told by one of my co-workers "Watch that/those guy(s). He/They looks 'sketchy' to me"? 5... 5 times.... Guess what color their skin was! And everything is on camera so I literally can't lie about it. It was brown (by the way) their skin was brown and it was always a white person saying the shit.

Hym "Let me further contextualize this by saying we get crackheads, we get homeless people, and NOT A SINGLE TIME EVER has somebody said to me 'Hey, watch that white crackhead looking motherfucker. He looks sketchy.' But today this fat chipmunk looking bitch walks up and tells my coworker to watch the 3 black kids that walk in because (to her) they look sketchy. That is the 5th fucking time somebody has said that shit about an ethnic minority. It's the 2nd time that fat bitch specifically has said it. The first time was about a Hispanic looking woman. The Hispanic woman? A regular. Comes in every day at the same time and spends the same amount of time looking for her product. Always polite. Usually on the phone. Could probably get it. The kids? They walked past me as they walked in the building. Did I think they looked sketchy? No! You want what I DID think? One of the kids was mixed and had my same complexion (I am also mixed). I thought he looked like me. Did I find a racism? It looks like I found a racism. And then this racist bitch want to go around telling people what they deserve. She's a manipulative, obnoxious, racist, bitch who IS going to die alone."

Racism by Hym Iam November 4, 2023

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Racism

comes from verb "to race"
means: "racing"

Max Verstappen and Lewis Hamilton are true racism legends

Racism by BΔL November 25, 2023

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Racism

A highly popular sport since the dawn of time consisting of various famous racists.

Legend has it that back in Roman times, Julius Caesar was the fastest racist in Rome. Much later in the 1700s, Paul Revere was widely acclaimed by his peers as the fastest racist in the colonies, breaking Caesar's record by a long shot. Finally John Wilkes Booth beat him in the championships, and he remains at the top spot to this day.

White person: Hey, did you hear about racism?
Other white person: Yeah, racism is so fun. I tried it and got a new lap record. Some call me the fastest racist there is.
White person: Shut the fuck up

Racism by the fresh king of bel air November 28, 2023