Ms Patton

The act of someone peeing on someone else's front yard. Usually in a drunken stupor by a female.

Did you see that chick pull a Ms Patton at dude's party the other night?!

I'm going to Ms Patton real quick, I'll be right back.

by stanleywinters December 1, 2011

Coral Patton

Coral. Coral is male. Coral, a man chockablock with sexual tendencies. A beautiful man is He. As beautiful as He is, He is also treacherous. F'r this sir shall stealeth thy distaff and coequal thy male through showing thee his masturbation technique as you stare into his Third Eye and Nipple. In order to put down a Coral thou must rip the third nipple so the process remains unfinished. Then you can enjoy Coral Patton with no fear. You may also freely enjoy all 63 of his genitalia. He is never flaccid.

“Fucking got Coral Patton’d, he kinda took my soul and I’m in love with all 63 of his genitalia.”

“Dear lord, spawn a Coral Patton near me. No one is able to satisfy me any longer in bed. I’m a man by the way.”

by SidanthisStraightBitches November 14, 2019

Butt Putt

The insertion of a golf putter handle into one's anus. You then stand over the ball and wiggle your hips to hit the ball towards the hole. First one to sink it wins the hole.

"I got shit all over the handle of my putter from when we played butt putt last week."

by MyVeinyMeat November 15, 2020

Chip and Putt

Gay shit Dylan would do

I heard Dylan might be interested in some Chip and Putt later if you're down.

by TheFratHouse May 26, 2018

Tu’ ma’ puttana

Tu’ ma’ puttana is always used in Tuscany or generally in the centre of Italy to offend the mother of your friends; simular to: “figlio di puttana (son of slut)”

Mi hai pestato le scarpe nuove, tu’ ma’ puttana
You crush my new shoes, tu’ ma’ puttana

by Culonudo.com June 3, 2018

puttana

1. whore in italian
2. the puttana inn, nice lodging with very friendly people

person 1:Dang, heather got paid for that bj!

person 2:She is a puttana, jeffe.

by sturterke December 5, 2007

puto

George W. Bush, according to George Lopez.

"Fuck that puto!" (spoken by Lopez in a recent standup act)

by Bucinka January 30, 2010