Pumpernickel

An inexpensive DJ

Nic said he would spin at our launch for free. What a pumpernickel!

by Spinshady January 26, 2019

10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

Has anyone

Has anyone seen my dad 10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

by 10 inch blue grinned costed pu June 8, 2018

scarlet pumpernickel

An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.

Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"

Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"

by Tor-whore June 30, 2014

poodle pumper

excessive fucking of poodles up the ass. Word made up by leon capone.

Ray is a poodle pumper.

by wenis toucher October 18, 2003

pumper

anyone who is an asshole, arrogant, shitnick, abnoxious, mother fucker, son of a bitch & married to same, who upsets people & neighbours alike, person who has to spend all his time pumping his slashed tyes up, a total shit.

Nick the Prick from Wrexham is a pumper a real (Twanker)

by David Willie July 25, 2007

pumpernickel tickle

cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)

The barber gave Thomas a pumpernickel tickle last week.

by benthehen October 16, 2008

pumperalla

A jackolantern dressed up as Cinderella

pumpkin with a face cut into it dressed up like a doll, Pumperalla

by raymodified May 7, 2011