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Alabama Oil Pump

A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.
Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped.
by Gordy17 July 26, 2005
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dump pumpkin

a prank involving using a pumpkin as a container for human fecal material is left to decompose for several days yielding a vat of rancid shit, festering and ready to be cast upon the porch, driveway, or vehicle of an unsuspecting often deserving individual or family; this prank is commonly used between the dates of October 25th and November 6th (when pumpkins are readily available) ;often associated with hatred of a specific individual, race, culture, or political affiliation
Stu: Hey what do you want to do tonight?

Steven: I just remembered we have several partially decomposed totally rancid dump pumpkins left from Halloween.

Brock: Lets go throw those on Laurens doorstep!

John: Yeah, that way shit and decomposed pumpkin meat will explode on her personal property and cause the odor to permeate in to the brick and/or concrete, leaving her porch smelling of festering veggie shit.
by mimagarooski January 15, 2009
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Lil pump

A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly
"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"
by TrapL0rd69 August 16, 2017
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African Pumpkin Tossing

You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"
by hanselhavoc April 3, 2009
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pump some rump

"Jake likes to pump some rump."
by x January 31, 2003
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Pump fat

When a fat woman wears high heels and the top of her foot pours out of the shoe
Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)
by johnathan gibbs November 24, 2003
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Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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