puddlechest 

A term used to describe somebody who when laying down and stroking their member, suddenly an explosion sends a rainbow of jizz onto their chest, where it comes to rest. Typically used to describe a single male.

"That guy's been single for months. Yeah, he's a total puddlechest."

puddlechest by benscarisdeaddd June 10, 2016

Puddle junky

A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously

Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over

Puddle junky by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017

Puddle Pussy 

A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.

"Be careful, Jenna has a puddle pussy. There's no way to be discreet when you two have sex."

Puddle Pussy by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017

Piddledwarf 

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

Piddledwarf by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019

Puddle play 

It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water

Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?

Puddle play by Craigopolis July 30, 2019

Puddle penis 

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

Puddle penis by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

Puddlewink 

The act of secretly peeing on someone in the shower. When you happen to shower with your spouse or significant other and you have to pee, yet you are not comfortable enough to tell them your going to pee in the shower. So you have to find a way to pee without them knowing. Not to be confused with a Doodlewink which is pooping in the shower with your significant other.

Yesterday I went to Toms house and we took our first shower together. I drank to much Gatorade before hand. While I was in the shower I had to attempt my first puddlewink but he caught the yellow stream on the tub floor.

Puddlewink by Puddle Winking April 18, 2021