promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough
bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy
by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022
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Simon Promise

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again
by Username 0 September 21, 2017
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Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.
I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.
by JerMead July 24, 2018
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Pinkie Promise

a sworn oath to another person and if broken, the pinkie is cut off.
Pinkie promise me you wont do it again.

i promise
alright if you break it that piggy is mine.
by little duck November 20, 2015
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Paus promise

A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.
"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."
by bligblag April 11, 2007
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Pinky Promise

A sacred vow that transcends all fake promising rules (ex: crossing fingers). This is a serious deal that is of the upmost importance.
Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.

Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.

Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.
by jg17 May 10, 2021
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Promise Ring

Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle
Ham took our relationship to the next level and gave me a promise ring today!
by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012
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