Programmagically

"Programmagically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software but will need some magic that seems impossible.

As opposed to:

"Programmatically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software rather than manual, human interaction.

"Programmagically" also means the code works, but you are unsure why it works, when it looks wrong, therefore there is some magic happening.

The code we need will programmagically match a street address to the customer's name, because the there is no way to relate them.

Programmagically by turtle-spud February 20, 2026

Programming test

That's impressive.

Hym Iam "The fact that they had to re-evalue the Programming test because Ree-lon's score was so high does impress me."

Programming test by Hym Iam March 10, 2026

Unoriginal Programming 

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

Unoriginal Programming by elmacko July 19, 2011

Paid Programming 

Slots for infomercials and sales for anything ranging from clothing, jewelry, and furniture.

After 1 AM, Girls Gone Wild.

Jimmy's parents thought he was staying up late to watch Gargoyles, but his imagination and Paid Programming were what really kept him up at night.

Paid Programming by Cthulhu July 25, 2021

functional programming 

a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC

haskell is ass because it uses functional programming

functional programming by The Holy Language Authority March 14, 2022

functional programming 

Much in the way one who participates in heavy drinking, but can operate in normal society is a functional alcoholic: one who participates in heavy function use, but can program normal programs is doing functional programming. Functions, especially the more street available nested anonymous ones, are highly addictive and may make you want to abandon other forms of control flow entirely. Allows one to write code that operates on other code easily. Nerd Shit.

My favorite functional programming language is Idris, it's like Haskell but for nerds.

functional programming by Timothy Brentwood July 26, 2022

procedural programming

Procedural programming is a computer programming model built around the idea programs are sequences of instructions to be executed. They focus heavily on splitting up programs into named sets of instructions called procedures, analogous to functions.
This is different from object-oriented programming.

Some examples of procedural programming languages are: C, BASIC

procedural programming by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023