pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022

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Prezert

A small treat, like a Hershey kiss, that is consumed prior to the main dessert course.

I really want to eat that apple pie but I think I'll have an Andy's mint while I wait for dinner to settle. Is a great prezert

by FuzzyRugMan March 22, 2023

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Powdered Pretzel Stick

The act of receiving a (sloppy) blowjob, covering the penis with several grams of cocaine, and proceeding to have sex. Variations of the act include having anal sex after the application of cocaine, resulting in a powdery chocolate covered pretzel stick.

That bitch let me give her a chocolate powdered pretzel stick last night, fo real tho.

by YikesMcGoo July 10, 2015

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Glazed Pretzel

When a woman puts her legs behind her head (like a pretzel) and men bukkake on her (giving it a glazed appearance).

The term first appeared in Song Reader: the musical as a group specialty at the Old Shanghai strip club.

"Ms. Teddy Bear does the glazed pretzel for cheap."

by Yuri Andropov July 22, 2016

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