pass-along birthday present

Humorous-but-heartwarming term dat refers to where you either:
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or

(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.

Giving pass-along birthday presents can be just as enjoyable and bring just as much happiness to da person having da birthday as if he'd kept da presents for himself, since he will know dat whomever he's giving da items to will be enjoying/utilizing them even more than he would have. Same deal if a friend beamingly tells you of something extra-fortunate dat happened to him on your birthday, since you can feel glowingly radiant in your heart dat your good buddy experienced something dat made his life easier and/or more fun/pleasant.

by QuacksO October 15, 2021

Poop Chute Presentation (PCP)

Shaking the buttock quickly in an up and down motion with the hips, spreading the shaker's "cheeks" to present the anus, often to hypnotized onlookers. This is done repeatedly, mostly on all fours, in a frog-like position. More professional presenters are able to deliver said movement while in a sumo style (wide) stance standing. The Poop Shute Presentation can be abbreviated to it's more common street/bedroom/pool party name of "PCP".

1) Mildred was shocked to see a young woman doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in front of the hams in the meat section at Vons.

2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.

3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.

by Henry Squaddlebottom August 10, 2021

Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.

None shall show Female presenting nipple

by Clown from the trash dimension August 19, 2022

Presentation of Mary Academy

Presentation of Mary Academy (P.M.A.) is the worst school, worse than prison. The principle is a money hungry, sexist, and unfair gremlin. The middle school is a shitshow, and the food is half-cooked garbage. Classrooms are stinky and musty. The given computers are cheap chrome books with no learning applications beside google. You don’t learn anything from the “special” classes, and most of the “special” teachers are uneducated. Technology in this school is uncommonly used by students. If you’re educated or talented, P.M.A. doesn’t care about your education and will pit you aside, especially you’re a boy.

I’m going to get expelled because I spoke my opinion on the education at Presentation of Mary Academy as a educated, male student.

by ProCurryMuncher May 3, 2022

Oral Presentation

When you give the school oral?

Lamarrontavious: You excited for the Oral Presentation today?

by dababy.com??????? May 8, 2022

Presentated

When you present in front of a class... basically saying present but better

Person 1 - did you do your presentation during the last class?
Person 2 - Yes, I ended up presentated last.

by wawaisgasstation October 27, 2022

presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

Modern professors advocate presentism and want to reframe historical heroes as villains because they did not conform to modern morality.

"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."

by anonymous September 20, 2022