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kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals
i had kingwood practice today... fml
by todom23 September 16, 2009
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practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.
Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.
by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011
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Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
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Bi In Practice

A gay individual who is affected by comphet to the degree they still have sex with the opposite sex for a variety of reasons (ie. attention, validation, survival, sex work, etc).

They are not attracted to the opposite sex, but rather, are attracted to being wanted, validated, or surviving under the banner of heteronormativity. They may have sex and engage in relationships for survival or work as well.
She’s having sex with male clients because they pay well even though she’s a lesbian. She’s bi in practice.

She’s just bi in practice. She’s not into him, she’s into him wanting and validating her.
by coopalex August 21, 2022
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Practice

The point of practice is not to try and outdo somebody else or to try and do/be better than someone else (or get the best of them). The point of practice is to improve over who you were yesterday, since nobody is close to perfect. That is why it's never enjoyable when an uber competitive person is around, they are always trying to get the better of somebody else, and they think that the world thinks like them.
Practice doesn't make perfect, there is no perfect. Perfect is something you try and get closer to, 100 percent of your potential.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021
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Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.
Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."
by OD Definer August 5, 2011
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