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retarded poop

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop
by jaymo612 July 10, 2015
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upside down poop

When you do a handstand on the toilet and then proceed to take a shit. Thus letting the shit slide down your body and lastly, off your face into the bowl of water.
Guy: why he got a turd streak on his cheek
Dude: he just did an upside down poop
by godsbutthole October 26, 2013
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poop sock

The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.
Kid: "I really need to poop!"
Dad: "GIVE HIM THE POOP SOCK"
by Nialltheboss June 22, 2019
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Girls Don't Poop

The theory of Hot Chick Inverted Naval Vapor Intestinal Theory of Elimination

(HC INVITE)

Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.

The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.

The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.

On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
Random frat dude #1: Dude, that chick's so hot.

Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!

Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!

Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
by Pitt-Fan December 4, 2013
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poop

It's what you doo.
The poop comes from within.
by The Aaron Man August 11, 2008
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poop bandit

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.
Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!
by John Warner August 21, 2006
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Poop Bridge

When you take a poop and one poop released from your anus floats in the water (forms a floater). Then a second poop, partially released from your anus hangs down and touches the poop in the water, thereby connecting the poop in your butt to the poop in the water, and forming a "poop bridge".
I ate a huge salad yesterday and made a massive poop bridge the next day.
by outerbanx February 21, 2009
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