Somone who tries to wear Abercrombie and Hollister to "be cool", or overuses 'like' to sound cool. They also tend to act all popular when they have two or three friends.
Taylor is the definiton of a poser prep. She tried to talk like a valley girl, and strutted down the hall way like she was really popular. She follows the popular girls around, and no matter what they say to her she won't leave them alone.
by megan a. September 1, 2007
Get the poser prep mug.Paul Denino, otherwise known as Ice Poseidon, is a YouTube livestreamer who gained a large fanbase on twitch.tv through racist media donations whilst playing Runescape before being swatted at the Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix, Arizona. Denino's fanbase withered away in recent years not only due to his content and dumping of the alien named Caroline being faked, but also becoming a puppet for Brent "Scuffed Steve Jobs" Kaskel, who discourages others from streaming in Denino's streamer house.
Twitch/Old Ice Poseidon needs to come back. We don't care about these normie fucks.
Built up a network and then destroyed it with people nobody wants to see. For the last time nobody cares about a streamer house with random normies. Imagine all the shit you could do with the money instead. Its true old Ice from 2 years ago wouldnt believe all this shit.
Miss the old days, pre SSJ and pre everything, just a man in his parents house who streams runescape and act crazy. How i miss these streams and now he just gone corporate. RIP old ice 2015-2017.
Built up a network and then destroyed it with people nobody wants to see. For the last time nobody cares about a streamer house with random normies. Imagine all the shit you could do with the money instead. Its true old Ice from 2 years ago wouldnt believe all this shit.
Miss the old days, pre SSJ and pre everything, just a man in his parents house who streams runescape and act crazy. How i miss these streams and now he just gone corporate. RIP old ice 2015-2017.
by OfficiallyGoodenough February 18, 2019
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by Quad Tongue April 22, 2008
Get the pose mug.A generally derranged indvidual who enjoys listening to, for lack of better words, crap. Boy bands with instruments, if you will. They generally migrate around Hot Topic during the summer and other such days off from school.
by Rue March 29, 2003
Get the poser punk mug.One of the worst kinds of posers. These people pose as hardcore fans for bands, usually to look sophisticated or unique, or cool. But don't actually like the music for the sound, only for how they think it makes them look. Hardcore fan posers usually do memorize songs of the band, just so that they can look like real fans. Hardcore fan posers insult people when they say another band is higher in a certain field then that band. It is because they like the label of the band and it insults them to see the band they feel sophisticated/cool/etc listening to, being insulted. When someone says that one member of one band is better than a member of the band they are posing as a hardcore fan of, they will just retaliate by saying that the band they pose as a hardcore fan of is better, even though the other person didn't necessarily say that.
person: The Mars Volta is more experimental than Pink Floyd.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!
person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!
person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?
hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.
person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!
person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!
person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?
hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.
person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.
by joe725 March 27, 2007
Get the hardcore fan poser mug.A person of any race who is under the influence of modern rappers who rap about the streets. As a result the person thinks they are from the ghetto cause they find out that there is crime where they live.
ghetto poser: I'm from the ghetto! My neighbor got hit in the eye with a baseball!
normal person: No no no, you're thinking a facility for dillusional people.
normal person: No no no, you're thinking a facility for dillusional people.
by Joe725 March 12, 2007
Get the ghetto poser mug.they copy scene kids, and try to act like them, and dress like them all of a sudden.
they go on google, urban dictionary, or wherever to find out on how to be scene and end up failing miserably. they do it because they think its "cool." because they want to be "in" the group. you can't expect someone not to call you a poser when you come up to school the next day changed completely. true scene kids do not admit they are scene and they usually keep to themselves about it. posers tell everyone they're scene because they want people to see them as scene. for example, you go to the mall and look at a hello kitty shirt. if you say, " oh i like that shirt because it looks scene." your a poser. your trying so hard to be a scene. scene posers get fake lip piercings, they pretend to obssess over metal/death/screamo bands. they are ones who decide suddenly that they are truely scene when they were a preppy girly girl the day before. they are people who act like a scene, when they are truely really far from it.
they go on google, urban dictionary, or wherever to find out on how to be scene and end up failing miserably. they do it because they think its "cool." because they want to be "in" the group. you can't expect someone not to call you a poser when you come up to school the next day changed completely. true scene kids do not admit they are scene and they usually keep to themselves about it. posers tell everyone they're scene because they want people to see them as scene. for example, you go to the mall and look at a hello kitty shirt. if you say, " oh i like that shirt because it looks scene." your a poser. your trying so hard to be a scene. scene posers get fake lip piercings, they pretend to obssess over metal/death/screamo bands. they are ones who decide suddenly that they are truely scene when they were a preppy girly girl the day before. they are people who act like a scene, when they are truely really far from it.
scene poser: heyy baby. your so fucken rad(:
and i swear i saw this guy. he was the sex. hella ubber cute too.
rawrr, hellokitty.
normal girl: where the fuck are you getting all this wierd slang language from all of a sudden?
scene poser: oh, i went to youtube, google, urbandictionary and all these other places and im totally scene now. its so me. now im so much better then you.
normal girl: wtf, go get a life. learn to be original, and stop being a poser. your so damn dumb.
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and i swear i saw this guy. he was the sex. hella ubber cute too.
rawrr, hellokitty.
normal girl: where the fuck are you getting all this wierd slang language from all of a sudden?
scene poser: oh, i went to youtube, google, urbandictionary and all these other places and im totally scene now. its so me. now im so much better then you.
normal girl: wtf, go get a life. learn to be original, and stop being a poser. your so damn dumb.
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by janiceeee September 22, 2009
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