ghetto poser

A person of any race who is under the influence of modern rappers who rap about the streets. As a result the person thinks they are from the ghetto cause they find out that there is crime where they live.

ghetto poser: I'm from the ghetto! My neighbor got hit in the eye with a baseball!
normal person: No no no, you're thinking a facility for dillusional people.

by Joe725 March 12, 2007

scene poser

they copy scene kids, and try to act like them, and dress like them all of a sudden.
they go on google, urban dictionary, or wherever to find out on how to be scene and end up failing miserably. they do it because they think its "cool." because they want to be "in" the group. you can't expect someone not to call you a poser when you come up to school the next day changed completely. true scene kids do not admit they are scene and they usually keep to themselves about it. posers tell everyone they're scene because they want people to see them as scene. for example, you go to the mall and look at a hello kitty shirt. if you say, " oh i like that shirt because it looks scene." your a poser. your trying so hard to be a scene. scene posers get fake lip piercings, they pretend to obssess over metal/death/screamo bands. they are ones who decide suddenly that they are truely scene when they were a preppy girly girl the day before. they are people who act like a scene, when they are truely really far from it.

scene poser: heyy baby. your so fucken rad(:
and i swear i saw this guy. he was the sex. hella ubber cute too.
rawrr, hellokitty.

normal girl: where the fuck are you getting all this wierd slang language from all of a sudden?

scene poser: oh, i went to youtube, google, urbandictionary and all these other places and im totally scene now. its so me. now im so much better then you.

normal girl: wtf, go get a life. learn to be original, and stop being a poser. your so damn dumb.

-blocks-

by janiceeee September 22, 2009

poser

What punks/skaters/goths call people who try to be punks/skaters/goths but are too mainstream. Personally I think that this whole "anything that's mainstream is bad" idea is retarded. Don't you people realize that if you're punk, goth, skater, or whatever you are that you're still conforming, just to a different group? When everybody's an "individual," no one is. The people you call "posers" are the ones who do what they want and don't care what anybody else thinks, and thats the way it should be. Who the hell are you to decide whats "punk" and whats not? If people think they're punk but they wear Abercrombie, then just let them be, they're being themselves.

I'm a girl, and I wear Abercrombie and American Eagle clothes. I also wear a lot of pink and I wear makeup to school. But if you look in my garage, you will find a $130 skateboard and about 10 different ramps and grind bars. Call me a poser if you want, but I'm just being myself.

by Prodigy IV September 21, 2008

guitar hero poser

Someone who thinks that because they are good at the video game Guitar Hero,they have a shred of talent with an actual guitar. They are usually mistaken.

Joey: Guys, we should jam this weekend. I just did Bark at the Moon on hard!

Lucas: Quit fagging up our oxygen with your n00bishness and idiocy, you guitar hero poser.

by Jakelikescake July 3, 2007

poser

This is a word used for people who act, dress, talk like people they aren't. It's a label for a person who is pretending they are someone totally different. It's most often used to describe people calling themsevles "punk."

Lil Johnny Bob is such a f*cking poser. He gets liberty spikes and puts safety pins in everything he owns and now automatically assumes he's a punk rocker child?! Bullsh*t!

by idontthinksobitch May 10, 2003

Poser Muslim

American Suburban youth that pretend to be muslim to get a rise out of post 9/11 working class America.

Slot is deemed a poser muslim after he copies and paste muslim recipes from search engines in threads about great recipes and it is discovered he does not take his TK like a man.

by Not Wake February 29, 2008

Posercore

Also spelled "Poseurcore", the word is a rip on all of the bands that think they kick ass, but in real life, they're fucking poseurs. Examples include: Most bands with "-core" at the end of the genre name, all Emo bands, the Warped Tour lineup, and recent Green Day.

Coined in this conversation outside a Hot Topic:

Friend: "Dude, those bands piss me off! Come on, Christcore?! Metalcore?! Give me a break."

Me: "We should just group all those bands together and call it 'Posercore'."

Friend: (Laughs)

by Ov Fire And The Void April 21, 2010